Monday, October 20, 2008

20 Oct 2008 - Palin SNL


Youtube has blocked access to Amy Poehler's Sarah Palin rap on SNL, but here is a link to the video and the lyrics are listed below FMQINC

Amy Poehler’s Sarah Palin Rap Lyrics

one two three
my name is sarah
palin you all know me
vice president nominee of the gop
gonna need your vote in the next election
can i get a ‘what what’ from the senior section
mccain got experience, mccain got style
but don’t let him freak you out when he tries to smile
cause that smile be creepy
but when i be vp
all the leaders in the world gonna finally meet me

how’s it go eskimo eskimos
tell me what you know eskimo eskimos
how you feel eskimo ice cold
tell me tell me what you feel eskimo super cold

i’m jeremiah wright
cause tonight i’m the preacha
i got a bookish look and you’re all hot for teacha
todd lookin fine on his snow machine
so hot boy gonna need a go between
in wasilla we just chill baby chilla
but when i see oil lets drill baby drill
my country tis a thee
from my porch i can see
russia and such

all the mavericks
in the house put your hands up
all the mavericks in the house put your hands up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up
all the plumbers in the house pull your pants up

when i say ‘obama’
you say ‘ayers’
obama. ayers. obama. ayers.
i built me a bridge - it ain’t goin’ nowhere.

[ohhh]
Mccain, palin,
gonna put the nail in the coffin
of the media elite
she likes red meat
shoot a mull humpin moose, eight days of the week

[three gunshots]

now ya dead, now ya dead,
cause i’m an animal, and i’m bigger than you
holdin a shotgun walk in the pub
everybody party, we’re goin on a hunt
la la la la la la la la

[six gunshots]
yo palin, i’m out!

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